So, who else heard about the Maple Leaf’s (Leaves? Leai?) basically giving their fans the good ol “feck you, you fecking feckers” the other night?
A little “Fie on you, good sir”, from Phil Kessel’s mouth to your ears
Or even the down and dirty “A plague on both your houses!” by illustrious (and dapper Mr. Cuthbert himself) El Capitan Dion Phaneuf
No? No clue as to what i could possibly be referencing? Especially about Toronto…
“Uh, Jester, i thought you were all about that bass, bout that bass (no treble)?”
If Bass = Red Wings and Treble = the Chickenhawks, then yes – that’s my normal jam. But i do have…closeted…varied interests as well.
Okay, fine, i hockey surf…i mean, there are only so many new articles about DRW a day, right? I check the other teams a little.. I need constant updates…like CNN…really, it’s not you..it’s me, really it’s me. And we’re better off as friends.
And if you believe that, also believe that i #wokeuplike this
So, while my allegiance is signed, sealed, delivered (i’m yoooours) by DRW – i will always click on articles with certain other names. Crosby / Malkin. Ovechkin. Fiiiine, Toews and Kaner (but i’ll never admit it). Kessel. Why? Well, for the latter, i feel a little bad for Kessel. He always looks so sad.
The news article that caught my eye was a piece last Weds described a post practice interview where Toronto’s Phil Kessel described one Leaf fan’s way of illustrating their displeasure at the 9-2 score beating it took from the Nashville Predators (that’s right…NASHVILLE) by tossing his Toronto jersey on the rink.
Specifically – he’s quoted as saying: “I think that’s pretty classless to throw your jersey on the ice like that.”
Okay, Kessel. Slow your roll. I mean, we might not all be classy broads…but really, what sport can one philosophically associate with class…really?
Tennis. Fine. Classy. You could be playing for tennis fans.
So, that said, dude vented, right? They sucked, fans were a little irritato, Toronto players did the verbal eye roll.
But it didn’t stop there.
In their, what can only be thoughtfully described as “infinite wisdom”, when they won their next game at home against the Tampa Bay Lightning – they, for the first time in like, forever…they didn’t do their game tradition of saluting their fans as they left the ice for a home win.
Basically…when they win at home…they do this
And after winning against Tampa…they did this instead…
Retaliation for “classless” crowds, Level VII, ignition
Worse in my book though – take your petty retaliation, i get it. But own the feck up to it.
In the post game interview, when – oh say – every member of the media was frothing at the mouth about “the incident”, Toronto captain Dion Phaneuf had a pretty awkward exchange.
First there was some weird chicken reference between him and a reporter (literally no idea what that convo meant)….
…and then he claimed it was pre planned and they were trying to “shake things up”.
Phaneuf also said the non-salute will continue.
No apology. Just (apparent) disregard. Super weird.
Me: all i hear is they need to shake and bake…
Then, rando other article had Toronto Assistant Captain, Joffery Lupul, sharing his thoughts on the idea of saluting the fans at the end of a home win
“Personally I feel it feels kind of fake.”
So, to the fan base that consistently sells out the arena for a team who hasn’t won the Stanley Cup since 1967…
So – how does aaaaaaall of this baby mama drama relate back to the Detroit Red Wings?
Toronto’s next home game was against me boyos.
But guess what….Toronto saluted their fans on the way out.